I saw you!

Scene: after the service last weekend.

J: Hey! I saw your video the other day. You are a star!

Me: Me??? Are you sure? Did I ever tell you I have a twin sister? You must be talking about her...

J: You are in church! You can't lie! You'll get zapped!

Me*nervously looking up*: Oops... Sorry... all right, it was me...